You ARE a Real Artist

So you think you’re not a real artist? I’m here to help.

How to become a real artist:

1. Fill out this contact form. Tell me who you are. Be sure to include a mailing address.
2. Ship me a small piece of your art. Send to: Jackie Lea Shelley 17255 Markross Ct Apt 3, Morgan Hill, CA, 95037.
3. Tell me how to pay you. Preferred method is PayPal, but I can send you a check.
4. I will pay you $1.
5. I will send you your official handmade artist certificate, that states that you are now a professional, bona-fide, real working artist.
6. A photo of your piece will be added to this page, along with your relevant contact information.
7. You will win at all the things.